Late one evening in Delhi a well dressed man went out for a walk.
Suddenly a man jumped out from the shadows and brandishing a big knife stood in front of him.
In a threatening manner he told the man, "Hand over your money."
The affluent, with indignant. He pulled himself up and stuck his chest out, "You can't do this, I am a member of Parliament".
"In that case", the robber replied, "Hand over my money"